An unknown person with the Grindr name “Mask4Mask” and a profile picture of a black N95 mask worn as a jock strap messaged retail visual merchandiser Ian Simons of Hells Kitchen at 1:36 AM Tuesday morning. The conversation started off nondescript, but before long, it became clear to Mr. Simons that the anonymous user was trying to hook up then and there.
The Diversity Team of Grindr HQ, which consists of a white twink, a white bear, a white otter, and a guy from Europe, celebrates its win for the immediate overhaul of the Ethnicity filter to be replaced with a “Just a Preference Filter.”
We all know the runaround, and we certainly know the bullshit. It seems like everyone has something they aren’t saying on the apps, but here’s 70 things he DID say before mentioning he’s in an exclusive relationship.
Reports say the ruler is only looking “4 love.” The measuring tool’s profile also read: “Masc ProTractors ONLY. ❌NO SCISSORS❌”
Kyle was happy to hear Jason was doing well. “I rejected him because of his haircut,” Kyle reminisced. “And he’s happy now and that’s great, and it’s not my fault that I don’t have a boyfriend.”