Spaghetti Western but make it FASHION! Straight guys aren’t afraid of a little carb action, so carb up your straight pride with this season’s top lewks! Extra sloppy please!
While this pair of Sperry’s in grey may seem a little flashy, fear not! They offer the terrible arch support you love and will look fantastic while you pee four vacant urinals from the nearest person.
“As an added bonus, the smell of the leather reminds me of his freshly polished work shoes!”
The camp aesthetic announced that it is clinically heterosexual after spending just one night at one of the nation’s leading institutions.