During these uncertain times, the only thing sexier than having a secret stash of toilet paper, is having a healthcare plan adequate enough to cover hospital visits and acne topicals.
After a 12-minute debate she admitted, “Okay yes. Fine! I am wearing what can only be described as the equivalent of a death drop for lesbians!”
Spaghetti Western but make it FASHION! Straight guys aren’t afraid of a little carb action, so carb up your straight pride with this season’s top lewks! Extra sloppy please!
While this pair of Sperry’s in grey may seem a little flashy, fear not! They offer the terrible arch support you love and will look fantastic while you pee four vacant urinals from the nearest person.
“As an added bonus, the smell of the leather reminds me of his freshly polished work shoes!”