Are you there, Sappho? It’s me, Agnes, the haunted Victorian doll that’s been living in your childhood bedroom rent free since you were four.
During her son and his boyfriend’s recent visit home for a family gathering, Teresa Russo, 58, reportedly got box-wine drunk and told her son’s boyfriend she wishes she had him instead.
“At our wedding he kept asking why two grown men were having a bar mitzvah,” said McConnor’s husband of one year. “Neither of us are Jewish. Or 13.”
“The one time I got an A in art was when I drew a perfect circle with a protractor.”
Have you ever looked around at an extended family gathering and noticed there was no gay cousin to be accounted for? You just might be the gay cousin!