Elizabeth Terry may be new in town, but she’s already making a name for herself. And apparently, that name is “my ex Loren’s new girlfriend.” That’s right, just six short weeks after our breakup, my former partner Loren has met the love of her life.
Take a deep breath, because they’re real. They can breathe, love, and drunk FaceTime you. So congrats! You’ll probably break up with them over another flaw anyway.
There has been a lot of talk this year about abolishing the police. But if we defund the police, what happens when you really need them most?
As the coronavirus pandemic forces people across the world to stay home, many quarantined lesbians have turned their attention toward nesting. “I think this needs more houseplants,” lesbian Cara Martin said while putting down a bed of twigs in her living room.
During her son and his boyfriend’s recent visit home for a family gathering, Teresa Russo, 58, reportedly got box-wine drunk and told her son’s boyfriend she wishes she had him instead.