Local bottom Brandon Harris reported that Randy Peters, a top, began typing a response to his text “When can we hang again?” on Monday morning. Harris reportedly has been waiting to hear from Peters for several days.
We all know the runaround, and we certainly know the bullshit. It seems like everyone has something they aren’t saying on the apps, but here’s 70 things he DID say before mentioning he’s in an exclusive relationship.
The study also confirmed the long-held theory in the scientific community that ‘ha’ is typically sarcastic, while ‘hahahahaha’ in fact implies a speaker trying to make light of existential dread.
Reports say the ruler is only looking “4 love.” The measuring tool’s profile also read: “Masc ProTractors ONLY. ❌NO SCISSORS❌”
Kyle was happy to hear Jason was doing well. “I rejected him because of his haircut,” Kyle reminisced. “And he’s happy now and that’s great, and it’s not my fault that I don’t have a boyfriend.”