Every year, all the heteros REALLY want for Christmas is for Mariah to sing that one fucking song. Mimi, welcome back into the arms of those who truly love understand you, the elusive chanteuse, the skinniest legend.
“What more do these boomers want from me?” Seymour Tweeted. “I left my clacking fan in the car and even had their weird hot version of an iced coffee.”
Kyle was happy to hear Jason was doing well. “I rejected him because of his haircut,” Kyle reminisced. “And he’s happy now and that’s great, and it’s not my fault that I don’t have a boyfriend.”
“Enough with the tinsel and Santa costumes. It doesn’t offend me, but it throws off my whole groove when it pops up,” he explained loudly to strangers at a local Applebee’s.
ABC executives said there’s no better way for audiences to learn about
gay liberation than with cute clay creatures! Find out which festive,
fuzzy little critter threw the first brick!