For sports fans, football is as synonymous with the fall season as the leaves changing, pumpkin spice lattes, and the sound of children playing Smear The Queer in the school yard on the first day back from summer break. Us die-hards can never get enough of it and any day that passes without a game feels hollow and wasted. That’s why we came up with a list of content that has all the action, drama, and engrained homophobia we know and love about football that you can watch while waiting for your next fix of the best damn sport on the planet.
There’s a chill in the air, and you know what that means: time to rock some Fall fashion that will have people saying “Sir! Sorry–Ma’am” as they try to decipher your gender! Whether it be at the store, in the park, or at home, it feels good to be called ‘sir,’ and these looks will get you that–even if it’s just for one brief moment.
Lesbians nationwide are petitioning to change the season “Autumn” to literally any other name just not “Autumn” because that’s their ex’s name.
Cramberries (just like Grandma used to make), turkey with all the rimmings, and beef stew