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We’re straight! We’re great! And our periods are frighteningly late! Are you glowing with straight pride,
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EMTs arrived at the scene as two men were shouting, “walk it off, bro!” at
As per usual, straight men’s pride has been saved by their oldest ally, self-hating gays.