Reports poured in across the country of straight people, having endured months of social isolation, abruptly producing spectacular masterworks of fine art.
In a movement akin to when white gays invented voguing, straight America has fallen tush-over-toes for the bidet as their go-to toilet paper alternative.
A gathering of straight allies dedicated to supporting the LGBTQ+ community recently took place between two queer people who were having a conversation. Maya Berman and Jessica Anello were reportedly chatting about oat milk at their local cafe when fifteen straights in rainbow regalia crammed between them and began their meeting.
The Straight Pride Parade, which drew several dozen participants from the comments section of a
BOSTON, MA— Shockwaves rebounded throughout the heterosexual community today when the public learned that most