Awf Magazine

Sources report that straight audiences have been raving about BBC’s Killing Eve although, obviously, they must not watch it for the same reason you do.

“I was watching it at my friend Caroline’s house —who’s straight— and she couldn’t stop talking about how beautiful all the cities were,” said area woman Jen Willoughby. “She then went on and on about the plot twists, the acting, the costumes. Never once did she even hint at how gay the whole thing is.”

After her friend questioned why the show spent so much time on the whole Eve-Villanelle thing, it became clear to Willoughby that she was totally missing the point.