Local doting mother Barbara Ann has always cleaned and stuffed her Thanksgiving turkeys but this year she was granted a much deserved reprieve when her son’s older boyfriend, Rick, volunteered to do the dirty work.
The Police Chief Mark Williams revealed that the cause of the fire was a slippery lube bottle shared by long term partners Amir K. and Orlando S.
This just in: it is chilly outside, and Sophie Hanson’s girlfriend, Kim, will in a shocking turn of events be bringing a size small jean jacket from the Gap. Sophie told reporters that she was on the edge of her seat in anticipation to find out the final jacket verdict for their neighborhood walk this afternoon.
Popular online performer Billy Wright came under fire for allowing his screenplay to show up in the background of his recent video titled “Work Day Jerk Off 3”.
Long-time lesbians, Layla and Sheryl both had big plans for their anniversary brunch last Sunday. After finishing off their vegan chilaquiles, Layla Singh stepped away from the table and got down on one knee. However, before she could even reveal the silver band etched with glowing symbols, her girlfriend, Sheryl Simons jumped out of her seat and pulled an identical ring out from under her flannel.