“I’m so proud that you volunteer your time as a mentor to a very, very large family of 78!” your father reports. “When I was your age I was too busy sleeping around!”
We all want to fuck Pokemon! Right!? We all do. We all feel this way! That’s why this content is popular—we’re all perverts. So we combed the Pokemon Sword and Shield Galar Region Pokedex for the sweetest treats.
The only woman I can commit to is the topless pinup of Marge Simpson tattooed on the entire length of my forearm. The idea of “forever” is just so daunting.
“Sorry, but all that gay shit doesn’t really do it for me,” stated Doug Mckenna under the Grindr username “f💦ckmedaddy” at 3:27 AM this past Sunday.
Reports came in promptly after the weekend family cookout that Grandma said your “friend” is “always a pleasure” and wonders if you two “go on double dates together.” Sources close to Grandma confirm that it just maybe isn’t the best idea to tell her the truth in her old age.