JACOB RIIS PARK, NY—On the first nice Saturday in June, ally forces mounted a full-scale
Eyewitnesses at the scene confirm the statement was preceded by Melissa just nonchalantly leaning the fuck over from her desk and smugly tapping Jarrod on his arm.
“Two years ago when I was at The Boar for my friend’s bachelor party, some guy followed me out then beat me senseless three blocks later. The doctors said I was lucky I didn’t suffer long term brain damage,” said Terry Gould, a former guest of The Boar. “But then I saw they put up an itty bitty pride sticker by the door, and now I’m holding MY bachelor party there. Isn’t that kinda beautiful?”
“At this point, we’ve done everything we can to prepare for this unstoppable force of nature.”
New York City. Year after year twenty-somethings flock to this cosmopolitan colossus in search of