“In order to stay competitive in the chicken sandwich market, we knew we had to make a change,” said Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, “and that’s why we’re proud to do the bare minimum for all you perfectly tolerable queers out there. Please buy our food.”
Poultrina’s gobbles lend an air of droll wit about her, just like Carrie. We can’t lose her again!
Between whisking, baking, and gas-lighting the nation, how does a modern woman find the time?
With new advancements in filth-detecting technology, this recent research scrounged 500 household bathrooms. Every time the most depraved, disgusting, hard-to-reach cranny was YOUR entire cerebrum, perv!
NEW YORK, NY— Last night many patrons of the West Village’s famous Comedy Cellar were