When they go low, we go AWF!
Take this quiz to find out if you’re romantically and sexually into that special someone, if you actually just want to BE them, or if you’re doomed to spend the rest of your life in a hellish cloudy gray-area in between the two options.
You scope out a cutie across the bar, and head over to make a move. But as you start chatting, you can’t help but hesitate a little… Your sexy stranger seems a little different than other guys. Have you been flirting with another gay man (bo-ring), or is this—gasp!—an intergalactic being who has traveled far and wide across the vast universe, thus unfamiliar with our planet’s customs and courting rituals?
It’s been one hell of a year. Our lives have been upended. We’ve all been forced to take a good look in the mirror and ask ourselves, who even are we anymore? But with the rollout of both the Pfizer and Moderna Covid vaccines, AND the Sex and the City spinoff just around the corner, it’s time to ask yourself, are you a Carrie, Charlotte, Moderna, or Pfizer? Take this quiz and find out!
Whether you’re newly out of the closet or just now shaving your beard and covering your Nazi tattoos to evade the FBI, finding a label that represents you can be tough. That’s why we’ve devised this quiz to help you figure out if you’re a top, a bottom, or a racist, armed insurrectionist contesting our democratic election!
Take a deep breath, because they’re real. They can breathe, love, and drunk FaceTime you. So congrats! You’ll probably break up with them over another flaw anyway.
