Crimson Darling spontaneously burst into being as a celebrated actress and coquette the moment Timothy Reiff pressed his cheek against the playroom window.
“I get that he’s very accomplished despite being named Jared. But I wouldn’t, say, watch him smoke a cigarette like I would watch Obama.”
“NO ONE LIKES PIGEONS, SURE. BUT WHAT WE DO HAS BENEFITS FOR EVERYONE. THIS WILL RIPPLE OUT FOR A BETTER WORLD. EXCEPT FOR SEAGULLS. THEY SUCK.”
The camp aesthetic announced that it is clinically heterosexual after spending just one night at one of the nation’s leading institutions.
It’s not always easy to tell if I’m getting the best dicking of my life