Elizabeth Terry may be new in town, but she’s already making a name for herself. And apparently, that name is “my ex Loren’s new girlfriend.” That’s right, just six short weeks after our breakup, my former partner Loren has met the love of her life.
This just in: it is chilly outside, and Sophie Hanson’s girlfriend, Kim, will in a shocking turn of events be bringing a size small jean jacket from the Gap. Sophie told reporters that she was on the edge of her seat in anticipation to find out the final jacket verdict for their neighborhood walk this afternoon.
Popular online performer Billy Wright came under fire for allowing his screenplay to show up in the background of his recent video titled “Work Day Jerk Off 3”.
Area man Shane Smith announced he understands that gender is a construct after reviewing Microsoft’s naming convention for X-Box Models. Prompted by his embarrassment after mis-modeling the new X-Box, calling it an X-Box One X when he meant X-Box Series X, Shane reflected on why he was embarrassed for calling a gaming console by the wrong model despite repeatedly calling his co-worker by the wrong gender.
Daily COVID-19 cases in the United States has risen to almost 150,000 cases and 2,000 deaths per day. America has officially had enough and has taken to Instagram, the beloved social media platform and pastime, to officially cancel quarantine.