Awf Magazine

The thirstiest parts of gay Twitter were shocked this week to discover leaked photos of South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg with a big beard that was shockingly not a former Indiana prom queen whom he dated for six months in high school. 

“I guess no one cares to see us holding hands at church,” said Amelia Jones who is now happily married to a South Bend Post Office Credit Union branch manager. “Our senior prom photo still only has fifteen likes on Facebook.”