In the wake of George Floyd’s death, local gay man and self-professed “Gleek Til I Die” Ray Delmonico has been mourning the loss of Lea Michele’s career.
After decades of banning men who have sex with men, the FDA revised the lifetime ban to permit donations after three months of abstinence. The desperate attempt to increase blood donations has been met with criticism by many, including the ancient undead.
“It’s not that gay blood is it?!” gasped 50 year old Martin Rogers from his hospital bed. “Ehhhh. Fine, but only if it’s somene like Neil Patrick Harris.”
After opposing the traditional military bugle tune, the man kept telling funeral goers, “Follow me on IG because I’m rarely on here.”