Lady Gaga clinched the all important ‘will support anything gay’ vote this Super Tuesday. She easily filled the gaping hole left by Pete Buttigieg’s sudden exit with her new platform of dancing in neon jumpsuits in the desert.
As his campaign finishes pulling out of the Democratic Presidential primaries, more light is being shed on factors that would have contributed to Mayor Pete’s decision to suspend his candidacy.
“How’s her head? Better than Anne Boylen’s! Werque, slag! Ya betta step that fanny up!” said host RuPaul Charles a few months after arriving in England.
The director lamented that Sean Cody’s latest release “Jackson Tops Chris M. Pt II” lacks the character development of “Strangers on a Train.”
DeGeneres and the freshly dug up remains of Justice Scalia were spotted this past National Coming Out Day laughing it up and decomposing, respectively. “On this day in particular, it feels liberating to finally show the world who I really am!” The former comedian defended her proximity to the bigoted, rotting corpse. “We should be kind to everyone, even the corpses of those who sought to codify queer oppression!”