As of 9 AM Wednesday, April 1st, The Awf Union obtained recognition from Awf Magazine management, securing its one and only demand of compensation in the form of a poppers stipend. Management was relieved the staff was too busy depriving their neurons of oxygen to ask for more practical benefits like dental or money saying, “Unions bring out the best in writers rooms and this agreement enables Awf Magazine to deliver the queerest writing on the Internet with the fewest number of brain cells.”
The sentencing of Harvey Weinstein is a watershed moment for men to not be held accountable as Kevin Spacey is not scheduled to serve any jail time. Also Louis C.K. sold out 3 more shows while you were reading this.
Lady Gaga clinched the all important ‘will support anything gay’ vote this Super Tuesday. She easily filled the gaping hole left by Pete Buttigieg’s sudden exit with her new platform of dancing in neon jumpsuits in the desert.
As his campaign finishes pulling out of the Democratic Presidential primaries, more light is being shed on factors that would have contributed to Mayor Pete’s decision to suspend his candidacy.
“How’s her head? Better than Anne Boylen’s! Werque, slag! Ya betta step that fanny up!” said host RuPaul Charles a few months after arriving in England.