Jared Jones opened Twitter at approximately 2:30PM this afternoon and was excited to see #Asians was trending. Unfortunately, due to his Pavlovian response to the mention of anything Asian, Jared was already engorged before he saw that the trending topic was due to Anti-Asian violence.
The Police Chief Mark Williams revealed that the cause of the fire was a slippery lube bottle shared by long term partners Amir K. and Orlando S.
Popular online performer Billy Wright came under fire for allowing his screenplay to show up in the background of his recent video titled “Work Day Jerk Off 3”.
Area man Shane Smith announced he understands that gender is a construct after reviewing Microsoft’s naming convention for X-Box Models. Prompted by his embarrassment after mis-modeling the new X-Box, calling it an X-Box One X when he meant X-Box Series X, Shane reflected on why he was embarrassed for calling a gaming console by the wrong model despite repeatedly calling his co-worker by the wrong gender.
This fall, as universities across the country are struggling to recreate an authentic remote campus