Is the fact that your friend group consists solely of other attractive white gays a symptom of some deeply systematic issues that you’re unknowingly contributing to? Ugh!
Get ready to be jealous! You’ve heard of friend groups getting matching tattoos or going bungee jumping together, but this gang of pals is taking things to the next level. None of them have ever slept with each other!
It was cute at first, but once he started talking about taking advanced improv classes, I knew I had let it go too far.
“Sorry, but all that gay shit doesn’t really do it for me,” stated Doug Mckenna under the Grindr username “f💦ckmedaddy” at 3:27 AM this past Sunday.
It would be a big little lie to say any other woman has done more for my sense of self worth than Laura Freaking Dern.