After completing copious research on what drag queens are exactly, Mayor Pete has announced his vice president pick for his campaign’s ticket. The Buttigieg 2020 Team later clarified that Judge Judy Booty is “one of those non-dancing, non-singing, slacks-wearing drag queens.”
As per usual, straight men’s pride has been saved by their oldest ally, self-hating gays.
According to a recent Twitter poll, half of Twitter (and therefore half of the planet) doesn’t wash their legs in the shower!
“I get that he’s very accomplished despite being named Jared. But I wouldn’t, say, watch him smoke a cigarette like I would watch Obama.”
NEW YORK, NY—A group of longtime queer friends was devastated by one member’s behavior at