“What more do these boomers want from me?” Seymour Tweeted. “I left my clacking fan in the car and even had their weird hot version of an iced coffee.”
You can’t “obliviate” the fact that your favorite author reminds you of Nana two margs deep. Rowling actually wasn’t suffering from a Confundis Charm when drafting her latest Tweet.
HBO, Netflix, and Hulu are so exclusionary! I am happy that a streaming service has finally opened its doors to me! It’s not such a small world after all!
This year, don’t be abandoned and forced to Lyft home alone while your friends get boooooned thanks to these fashionable, functional, and frightening statement leashes!
“As an added bonus, the smell of the leather reminds me of his freshly polished work shoes!”