Reports came in promptly after the weekend family cookout that Grandma said your “friend” is “always a pleasure” and wonders if you two “go on double dates together.” Sources close to Grandma confirm that it just maybe isn’t the best idea to tell her the truth in her old age.
McGovney broke her record during a light flirtation with McKenna St. Stierre, who was quite interested in McGovney until she learned of her bisexuality and—yuck-o—her history of dating men.
Eyewitnesses at the scene confirm the statement was preceded by Melissa just nonchalantly leaning the fuck over from her desk and smugly tapping Jarrod on his arm.