Most people transform into an animal or a bug, but Eva Withers is not most people. The 78-year-old queer woman morphed miraculously – but at no surprise to her family – into a stable, sturdy home. “She turned into her truest self: a strong foundation and fine mahogany cabinetry” reports Withers’ granddaughter.
“I get that we have to do our due diligence to practice social distancing and blah blah blah,” said Yayland. “But at what cost?”
“I am such a big fan of Kristen, and she’s always supported my work,” reports the Infinity Symbol, “So I felt it was finally time to repay her and get my very own tattoo of the starlet on my inner ring.”
Gay Lara Barara is the first gay woman to gay win this gay prestigious award by gay combining her two gay passions: gay biophysics and gay microbial bacteria research.
What the WHAT!? 33 year-old Tinky Winky is set to wed Junior Windleberry, an IT Specialist from Newark, New Jersey next spring at their London estate. Celebrities really are just like us!