Elisabeth Moss claims she’s being hunted by the malevolent, invisible spectre of Sherry Pie, whose real name is Joey Gugliemelli. No evidence has been found to support this beyond the occasional eerie glimpse of a man in an unfortunately stunning runway look.
Americans see openly gay Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg as someone they could sit down and grab a frosty vodka soda with. “He’s seems approachable,” said one survey participant. “I just get the vibe he’s not a beer drinker… if you know what I mean.”
Forcing the binary of gender upon humanity has been one of the most oppressive burdens our species has ever had to bear. That said. My boat? She’s all woman.
“It’s not that we don’t love him,” said Luis Grossman, as he scooped Ocean Spray cranberry sauce out of a can. “He can just be a bit heavy in his loafers.”
NEW YORK, NY— Last night many patrons of the West Village’s famous Comedy Cellar were